Uncle Reggie (The Spades Master)

♠️ Uncle Reggie

The Spades Master

The Story: Do not talk across the table, do not miscount your books, and absolutely do not renege when Uncle Reggie is in the game. He is the self-proclaimed Spades Master of the city, an aggressive strategist who treats a card game like a military operation. He lives and breathes the game so deeply that he literally walks around with three winning cards stacked right on top of his head. If you are partnering with Reggie, you better play to win, or you'll never hear the end of it on the porch.

• The Look: Intensely focused expression, clean lines, and three distinct playing cards sculpted straight into his crown.

• The Vibe: Big Joker energy only.

🔥 Porch Committee Update: Level up your desktop decor! Uncle Reggie drops as part of our first-ever functional incense holder release. Put on some old-school music, light a cone, and let the nostalgia take over.

⚠️ IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER:

• 1-of-1 Energy: Every single Hood Story Head is 100% slow-crafted by hand using premium polymer clay, custom acrylics, and high-gloss resin. No molds, no copies—minor variations mean your piece is a certified original.

• The Perfect Scale: Each sculpture stands between 4 to 6 inches, making it the perfect size to hold down your desk, shelf, or mantle.

• Stick Burners: These function as incense stick holders. Each character has a specific, designated spot sculpted into the piece to hold your stick secure.

• Ash Tray Included: Every single sculpture comes packaged with its own matching ash tray to catch the debris and keep your surface clean.

• Handle with Care: These are premium, delicate collectible art pieces, not toys. Keep 'em safe from pets, small kids, and rough handling. Do not submerge in water or use harsh chemicals—wipe gently with a dry cloth to clean.