{"product_id":"untitled-jun11_23-00-10","title":"Brown Bag Bobby (The Old Wild Storyteller)","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eBrown Bag Bobby\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003ci data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eThe Old Wild Storyteller\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eThe Story:\u003c\/b\u003e If you want to know what really happened on the block back in '88, you sit yourself down next to Bobby. He’s been holding down the exact same corner spot for decades, a cold drink forever tucked inside a crisp brown paper bag. That permanent knot on his head? Dependin’ on the day and who is askin', it’s either from a legendary street brawl or the time he tripped over a stray bicycle running from the law. Bobby is a wild storyteller, a certified hood legend, and the unofficial gatekeeper of the neighborhood’s secrets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003eThe Look:\u003c\/b\u003e Distressed expression, signature head-knot, and a hand-sculpted brown bag bottle clutched tight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Pull up a cooler and get ready to hear a tall tale.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0\"\u003e🔥 \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"3\" data-path-to-node=\"6,0\"\u003ePorch Committee Update:\u003c\/b\u003e For the first time ever on the site, Bobby isn’t just keeping tabs on the block—he’s a fully functional \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"131\" data-path-to-node=\"6,0\"\u003eincense stick holder\u003c\/b\u003e! He features a designated, hand-sculpted placement spot built right into the piece to keep your stick secure. Plus, he comes packaged with his own matching ash tray to keep your surfaces clean while the good energy fills the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"0,0\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cstrong\u003eIMPORTANT\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eDISCLAIMER\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"3\" data-path-to-node=\"0,0\"\u003e:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1,0,0\"\u003e1-of-1 Energy:\u003c\/b\u003e Every single Hood Story Head is 100% slow-crafted by hand using premium polymer clay, custom acrylics, and high-gloss resin. No molds, no copies—minor variations mean your piece is a certified original.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1,1,0\"\u003eThe Perfect Scale:\u003c\/b\u003e Each sculpture stands between \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"55\" data-path-to-node=\"1,1,0\"\u003e4 to 6 inches\u003c\/b\u003e, making it the perfect size to hold down your desk, shelf, or mantle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1,2,0\"\u003eStick Burners:\u003c\/b\u003e These function as \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"33\" data-path-to-node=\"1,2,0\"\u003eincense stick holders\u003c\/b\u003e. Each character has a specific, designated spot sculpted into the piece to hold your stick secure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1,3,0\"\u003eAsh Tray Included:\u003c\/b\u003e Every single sculpture comes packaged with its own matching ash tray to catch the debris and keep your surface clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1,4,0\"\u003eHandle with Care:\u003c\/b\u003e These are premium, delicate collectible art pieces, \u003ci data-index-in-node=\"70\" data-path-to-node=\"1,4,0\"\u003enot toys\u003c\/i\u003e. Keep 'em safe from pets, small kids, and rough handling. Do not submerge in water or use harsh chemicals—wipe gently with a dry cloth to clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"by K. Morg","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48771369009367,"sku":null,"price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0267\/7627\/2956\/files\/C5542903-4FB5-4964-A3D7-8EB88C09A1B2.jpg?v=1781233257","url":"https:\/\/www.hoodstoryheads.com\/products\/untitled-jun11_23-00-10","provider":"by K. Morg","version":"1.0","type":"link"}