{"product_id":"uncle-reggie-the-spades-master","title":"Uncle Reggie (The Spades Master)","description":"\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"32\"\u003e♠️ Uncle Reggie\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"33\"\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"33\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Spades Master\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"34\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"34\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Story:\u003c\/b\u003e Do not talk across the table, do not miscount your books, and absolutely \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"34\" data-index-in-node=\"84\"\u003edo not\u003c\/i\u003e renege when Uncle Reggie is in the game. He is the self-proclaimed Spades Master of the city, an aggressive strategist who treats a card game like a military operation. He lives and breathes the game so deeply that he literally walks around with three winning cards stacked right on top of his head. If you are partnering with Reggie, you better play to win, or you'll never hear the end of it on the porch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"35\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"35,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"35,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Look:\u003c\/b\u003e Intensely focused expression, clean lines, and three distinct playing cards sculpted straight into his crown.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"35,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"35,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Big Joker energy only.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"36\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"36,0\"\u003e🔥 \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"36,0\" data-index-in-node=\"3\"\u003ePorch Committee Update:\u003c\/b\u003e Level up your desktop decor! Uncle Reggie drops as part of our first-ever functional incense holder release. Put on some old-school music, light a cone, and let the nostalgia take over.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"0,0\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cstrong\u003eIMPORTANT\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eDISCLAIMER\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"3\" data-path-to-node=\"0,0\"\u003e:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1,0,0\"\u003e1-of-1 Energy:\u003c\/b\u003e Every single Hood Story Head is 100% slow-crafted by hand using premium polymer clay, custom acrylics, and high-gloss resin. No molds, no copies—minor variations mean your piece is a certified original.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1,1,0\"\u003eThe Perfect Scale:\u003c\/b\u003e Each sculpture stands between \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"55\" data-path-to-node=\"1,1,0\"\u003e4 to 6 inches\u003c\/b\u003e, making it the perfect size to hold down your desk, shelf, or mantle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1,2,0\"\u003eStick Burners:\u003c\/b\u003e These function as \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"33\" data-path-to-node=\"1,2,0\"\u003eincense stick holders\u003c\/b\u003e. Each character has a specific, designated spot sculpted into the piece to hold your stick secure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1,3,0\"\u003eAsh Tray Included:\u003c\/b\u003e Every single sculpture comes packaged with its own matching ash tray to catch the debris and keep your surface clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1,4,0\"\u003eHandle with Care:\u003c\/b\u003e These are premium, delicate collectible art pieces, \u003ci data-index-in-node=\"70\" data-path-to-node=\"1,4,0\"\u003enot toys\u003c\/i\u003e. Keep 'em safe from pets, small kids, and rough handling. Do not submerge in water or use harsh chemicals—wipe gently with a dry cloth to clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"by K. Morg","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48774079676631,"sku":null,"price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0267\/7627\/2956\/files\/E94E78BB-8EF9-4FDA-A439-B22203B548EA.jpg?v=1781272252","url":"https:\/\/www.hoodstoryheads.com\/products\/uncle-reggie-the-spades-master","provider":"by K. Morg","version":"1.0","type":"link"}